Doing the Baldwins one better, certain republicans unhappy with the Obama administration have rejected the idea of fleeing to Canada in favor of fleeing the union altogether. Leading the putative charge is Walker, Texas Ranger star turned ironic internet fixation Chuck Norris, who told listeners of the Glenn Beck show that if things "get any worse" he may just "run for President of Texas." The rationale being that Texas' late entry into the union makes it perfectly suited for an early departure.
Chuck Norris Threatens To Lead Texas Secession and Become New Nation's First President
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Seeded on Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:24 AM
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